On the show tonight we discussed the announcement and then abrupt cancellation of Minerva Monster Day in Ohio, the Sex, Drugs, or Alcohol Quiz where a 1st class airline passenger was kicked off a flight for something he was doing with a passenger in Economy, the teacher who drowned raccoons in front of her class, a pack of dachshund dogs attack and kill a woman, and our plans for a Sharknado 6 premiere party.

On the show tonight we discussed schools removing analog clocks, a grandma who was arrested for a slipper slap, a teenage girl commits suicide because she cannot attend a party, volunteer opportunities at the Ronald McDonald House, The Spoiler Party preview(Tully), and Walmart to eliminate checkout lanes.